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10 Cool Objects That Can Be Made From Bacon

By Edited Nov 13, 2013 2 8
Bacon weave

Bacon is a godly meat, to be sure. Sometimes even I wonder that if it were to have a religion formed around it, could I resist joining it. Though Bacon is growing to cult like levels among meat enthusiasts, even some of the most hardened meat eaters might take a step back at this list of weirdly awesome bacon objects.

1. Bacon Lip Balm

bacon lip balm

Given, it's not actually made out of real bacon. However it is flavored to taste and smell like bacon. I'm not sure where it'd be an appropriate area to wear this in, other than the privacy of your own home, but it is a fun novelty to have.

2. Bacon Martini

Bacon Martini

There are a lot of things that you can put in liquor that actually taste great, even if they look a little gross. However, food in liquor has always been a bit of a no-no. While bacon is a great late night side dish to a night of drunken debauchery, I think in an actual drink it loses it's flair.

I mean, is there bacon grease in that? Does the strip get soggy eventually?

3. Bacon Gun


From what I understand, the BA-K-47 as they call it is a fully functional AK-47 covered in, you guessed it, bacon. I am fairly sure it's not loaded, but it was never mentioned on the website. If you are wondering how safe it is to put a gun in an oven, I can answer that. Not very. However, this was cooked with a blow torch.

So if you get a brilliant idea that this would be cool to do. Purchase a blowtorch. Keep away from the oven.

4. Bacon Lampshade

Bacon Lampshade

Have you even gone lampshade shopping? One of the most tedious processes of all time, especially when you don't care. Nothing says "I love you, significant other" than standing in an isle of a home improvement store while they imagine how 5 different lampshade would look in the bedroom.

This is a much more simple option, cover it in bacon. I am disturbed that the bacon looks a bit uncooked, but I reckon that can be remedied.

5. Bacon Toothpaste

Bacon Toothpaste

Why, oh why would anyone want this. As I understand it, it's not real bacon, but made to taste like it. I equate this to those times when the dentist asks you what flavor you want your fluoride and tooth polish to be. You think cherry will taste perfectly awesome until it goes in your mouth and it's like having rotten chemically treated cherries rubbed all over your teeth.

Anything that is used to clean your mouth never tastes like they say. Ever.

6. Bacon Egg

Bacon Egg

Who needs bacon and eggs when you can just make a giant egg made of bacon. Now if only it was filled with scrambled eggs, we would be in business. I'm not exactly sure what it is filled with, but it brought to mind the fancy boiled eggs that rich people ate in the 1800's. The ones you had to tap on and crack, or came pre-peeled.

This egg would be the most delicious egg ever ate.

7. Bacon Cabin

Bacon cabin

This is one of the more "artsy" bacon pieces. I'd imagine it takes vastly more effort than any gingerbread house would, but it looks much cooler and would taste much more delicious. Really, this house is a true honor to the art of making bacon objects. It must have taken a long time and a lot of greasy hands to make. For that, I salute it.

8. Bacon Ship

Bacon Ship

Now this is supposed to be a bacon ship, clearly you can see some sausage in there on the support beams, so it is already tainted. I might be the only on, but when I look at this, I see the skin of three people that have been flayed and had their skins hoisted up on pikes.

A rather bloody alternative, but it actually kind of looks like that.

9. Bacon AT-AT

Bacon AT AT

This is one for all those Star Wars fans out there, a AT-AT from the Star Wars films. From the look of how small the bacon is, I imagine this thing is fairly huge. Now if it moved, it would be a marvel of culinary and robotic science. Now that thought, it should frighten us.

10. Bacon Mug

Bacon Mug

Now this is my all time favorite bacon object. It's quite obviously a large mug made of bacon, which alone should thrill. However, the real kicker that wins the day here is what fills it. It is filled with a lava of hot melted cheese.

That is a brew I would kill to drink. Possibly be killed if I drank it.



Jun 14, 2012 5:44am
Who doesn't love bacon? Fun article; now I think I'll go make myself a BLT. :)

Jun 14, 2012 7:03am
Number 1 for me HAS to be a bacon bra I saw in another IB article (thus combining two of nature's greatest bounties in one amazing product!!) A thumb -- the bacon egg was way cool.
Jun 14, 2012 7:43am
While I'm a bacon fan, I don't think I'd appropriate any of these. It's possible to have too much bacon.
Jun 14, 2012 8:02am
Yuk! That bacon boat does looks horrible :/ much better in crusty white bread :)
Jun 14, 2012 8:22am
I'm concerned that the bacon lampshade might become a bit "rancid" after awhile. But I guess it's possible that there would be the "Easy Bake Oven" effect and the lightbulb would begin to slowly cook the bacon. It's hard to say.
Jun 14, 2012 11:50am
I love it. Had tears running down my face! I think the bacon cabin and the bacon mug look the most structurally sound (an tasty). Love the commentary! Great feature, congrats.
Jun 14, 2012 7:34pm
Great article!
I think I wood go with bacon Bierstein-Mug :)

Feb 24, 2013 5:32pm
You can make darn near anything out off bacon.
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