50 reasons to stay single
Relationships are nothing to rush into! Here are 50 reasons why you should be content in your singlehood.
1 Freedom
2 You don't have to put up with someone else's cat
3 You can get away with cold cereal for dinner every night
4 Dating can be fun
5 You only have to do your own laundry
6 You can embrace your independence
7 You don't have to update anyone on your whereabouts
8 No drama
9 You get to know yourself
10 You will be better prepared for when the right person comes along
11 You can use up all of the hot water in the shower
12 The only rules are your own
13 You can hog the covers in bed
14 There's no one there to make fun of you when you snore
15 No rules to follow
16 No toes to step on
17 No one to call and check in with
18 You get to look forward to a worthy relationship
19 There's nothing wrong with being picky!
20 No one to drag along to family functions
21 ...You don't have to be drug along to family functions of your significant other
22 You can miss a shower without offending anyone
23 You can keep the house as messy or clean as you like
24 No pressure of meeting the parents
25 You can go further in your career without having to worry about someone else
26 You can travel without leaving anyone behind
27 No one's there to laugh at you when you watch your favorite cartoon from childhood
28 When you're single no one asks you when you will "tie the knot"
29 Your spending habits are your own business
30 You can use all of the hot water in the shower
31 No mood swings
32 No arguing
33 No goofy lovey nicknames
34 You only have to consider yourself
35 No jealousy
36 You can spend all of your time with your friends
37 It's fun to commiserate with other single friends
38 The excitement that the right person could be right around the corner
39 You can be grumpy and not have to explain yourself to anyone
40 No cooties
41 No sharing
42 Your toothbrush is your own. Always.
43 No permission needed for anything
44 You can make big decisions on your own
45 No makeup on the bathroom counter
46 ...No toilet seat left up
47 You can paint your walls any color you like
48 You have more time for your own hobbies
49 Life is spontaneous and unpredictable when you're single
50 You will be more likely to know "love" when you find it!
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Good tips on staying single.
Singledom has benefits. TX thumbs up for a few laughs here too.
Awesome... now where are we going..Thumbs up
Haha so true the first two where enough for me.
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#46 still is a problem for me, even being single :/
I put it down and she yells at me because she sat on the cover in the dark. Well turn the da>> lite on. lol good article
I like #39. Good reasons!
I like that you put "you can use up all the hot water in the shower" twice. That's one of my favorite things to do. This is a good list to share with a friend when they have recently broken up with someone and are feeling badly.
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