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9 Bacon Products you Can't Live Without

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By Edited Oct 27, 2013 1 2

Do you have dreams of eating bacon? Does the thought of bacon get you more excited than your beautiful wife? Don't worry, it is normal and don't let anybody else tell you otherwise.

Bacon culture is the new internet phenomenon and as a result millions of the craziest novelty products have become available. Below are nine crazy bacon products that are so main stream they are readily available at online stores such as Amazon.com

Bacon Air Freshener

The only smell that can beat out new car smell is the sweet sweet smell of greasy bacon. Next time you go on a first date, impress your new girl with the smell of bacon upon entry to your car.

Bacon Air Freshener


Are your sandwiches a little boring even after adding bacon? What you need is a creamy dressing that satisfies both your need for Mayo as well as the bacon lover in all of us. The solution? Baconaise!

J&D Baconnaise Regular Mayonnaise, Bacon, 15 Ounce
Amazon Price: $14.99 $5.49 Buy Now
(price as of Apr 30, 2013)

Bacon Flavored Dental Floss

You've heard it a million times before, "Don't forget to floss". Turn flossing into a fun filled event with bacon flavored dental floss. Nothing says fresh quite like bacon breath.
Bacon Dental Floss
Accoutrements Waxed Bacon Floss
Amazon Price: $7.99 $0.01 Buy Now
(price as of Apr 30, 2013)

Bacon Tooth Picks

After a nice big steak with a corn on the cob there is no arguing that you are going to have chunks of food stuck in your teeth. Leave your mouth satisfied by picking your teeth with bacon flavored tooth picks.

Bacon Toothpicks

Bacon Flavored Toothpicks Accoutrements 80 Gift TIN Novelty GAG Gift
Amazon Price: $2.99 $0.01 Buy Now
(price as of Apr 30, 2013)

Bacon Flavored Mints

Nothing is quite as refreshing after a large meal than a nice mint to help settle your stomach. Unfortunately, conventional mints are for pussies, be a man, suck on bacon flavored mints!

Bacon Mints
Accoutrements Flavored Mints - Bacon
Amazon Price: $3.99 $0.01 Buy Now
(price as of Apr 30, 2013)

Gummy Bacon

As a kid, I absolutely loved eating gummy worms. Well, 20+ years have passed and eating gummy worms just makes me look like an immature baby. Luckily, the gummy bear for adults is available, GUMMY BACON!

Gummy Bacon

Accoutrements Strawberry Flavored Gummy Bacon
Amazon Price: $4.99 $1.58 Buy Now
(price as of Apr 30, 2013)

Bacon Gumballs

Looking for a piece of gum that doesn't taste minty? Of course you are! What better alternative is there out there than a bacon flavored alternative?

Bacon Flavored Gum Balls

Bacon Gumballs 22 Pieces Novelty Product Gag Gifts Meat Breakfast
Amazon Price: $5.99 $0.01 Buy Now
(price as of Apr 30, 2013)

Bacon Wallet

Designer wallets are getting played out, we all know it. So while you are walking around showing off your Louis Vitton wallet, I'll be showing off my authentic bacon styled wallet.

The Bacon Wallet

Accoutrements Bacon Wallet
Amazon Price: $12.99 $4.99 Buy Now
(price as of Apr 30, 2013)

What Would Bacon Do?

A lot of people have trouble making decisions in life. While some people turn to Jesus, I turn to bacon. Spin the bacon on the what would bacon do gameboard and find out the answer to all your questions.

What Would Bacon Do



May 12, 2009 12:20am
There seems to be an underground obsession on InfoBarrel for Bacon... I like it.
Jul 8, 2010 4:15am
Jim Gaffigan approves of all of these bacon-related products
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