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If the title did not give away the great secret of this movie, Abraham Lincoln kills vampires. After the death of his mother, Lincoln grows up swearing revenge. When he is finally old enough to enact his revenge, he fails fantastically because he did not know he was to fight a vampire. Henry Sturges (Dominic Cooper) arrives just in the nick of time and saves his life and teaches Lincoln how to kill vampires. Contrary to what all history books have taught you, Lincolns' battle with the vampires turns into a war for the country, known as our Civil War. With the help of Mary Todd (Mary Elizabeth Winstead), Will Johanson (Anthony Mackie) and Joshua Speed (Jimmi Simpson) Lincoln takes on the vampire king Adam (Rufus Sewel).

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It's a humourous premise that may intrigue you all the way to the theaters for a few awesome laughs. However, much like the book, it plays its subject and humor with a straight face and a surprising amount of historical accuracy. Accurate except for, you know, the whole vampire thing. This is not a movie that makes fun of its own ludicrous story, but instead embraces it head on and turns Abraham Lincoln into an axe wielding, one-liner spewing bad ass of epic action proportions. Instead of shying away from the film's historical characters the movie embraces them and dives headfirst into making Lincoln into an action star. It's obviously a risk for a film most people expect to be one two hour punch line, but it works.

To begin with the action set pieces are simply stellar, with the final one creating one the most ridiculous and impressive train heist scenes ever seen. Director Timur Bekmambetov, whose previous films have always shown glimmers of great action direction, finally seems to have landed where he needs to be -- or gotten the budget he needs to do what he wants. Lincoln is packed full of his slow motion action sequences and stylized camera, but something held him back a bit this time around it makes for some stellar action. It's also fantastic that the producers didn't shy away from the R rating, as having this movie without the copious amounts of blood and gore would have just made this a terrible movie.

Of course none of it would have worked at all if Lincoln hadn't been played right. Newcomer Benjamin Walker, who was probably selected for his somewhat Lincoln-esque looks, delivers a strikingly human Lincoln for a movie where he also plays a ninja, axe wielding Lincoln at the same time. More impressive is that his older Lincoln is even more impressive than his young one. Aided by a healthy amount of prosthetics, and a the fact that old Lincoln is the Lincoln audiences will  recognize.

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The film is far from flawless, however. The pacing is all over the place, as is the story at times. Obviously condensing the book into a two hour film caused some trouble for the screenwriters as they often seem to lose the storyline. Since the screenplay is written by the author of the book, this falls entirely on Seth Graham-Smiths' shoulders. It leads to some moments where what's going on isn't always clear. It also causes a few issues with expository stuff about how vampires work in this particular fiction. Eventually that all gets sorted, however. You're already being asked to believe that Abraham Lincoln was a secret vampire hunter so making some other leaps in logic doesn't really hurt the film all that much.

The key here is that you could put anyone's name in the films title and you'd still have a solid action movie. The fact that it's Abraham Lincoln only sweetens the deal and makes the whole affair that much more fun to watch on screen. The story may not be that much to gawk at, but it's delivered with gusto and a straight tone you wouldn't expect. For some reason the silly premise and straight play work.

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
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