Our society is loaded with stupid products. Here is a list of some very stupid products that are for sale on Amazon. These are real products. Although some things may be considered stupid products by some people other people will find the product useful or at least “not stupid”. Some of the products can go either way on this list but a few of them are truly stupid products and other than as gag or gimmick gifts I cannot see a market for the products. There is however a market for these stupid products. Have a look at the stupidest products on Amazon and let me know what you think.
The Yodeling pickle is very simple to use. You simply push a button and the Pickle shaped toy starts to make yodeling noises. If you are divorced and want to piss of your ex then give your kid this with some fresh batteries right before you from him back off at your exes.
One of the reviews for the Yodeling Pickle says that the sound it makes is “Much Better than Nickelback”.
Fake Poo Educational Stress Toy
Amazon Price: $0.01 Buy Now
(price as of Aug 31, 2013)
I can understand fake poo as a gag gif tor a great practical joke item but this thing is advertised as being educational. I am not sure where fake poo stress toys are being used for educational purposes but it sure has to be more interesting then where I went to school at.
Runny Nose Shower Gel Dispenser
I am not saying this is a stupid product but it sure is weird. This stupid weird product is a huge nose that dispenses shower gel foam. I wonder if it ever gets dry up in the nose dispenser and you habe to jam your finger deep into the nasal dispenser to get the blockage out.
Canned Unicorn Meat
obviously this Unicorn meat is not real. I am sure this would make a cool gift that would make people laugh but if I opened up this gift I would be like "WTF Chuck?" Of course that would be before I realzied that the bottom of the Unicorn Meat can opened up and their was a plush unicorn ripped to bits inside of it. At that point I would be like "Oh Hell Yeah! This S&*T is Gonna Come in Real Handy".
Amazon Price: $6.99 $2.95 Buy Now
(price as of Aug 31, 2013)
At first glance this looks like just some over-priced hand sanitizer but the marketing geniuses made a funny package and now it is an amazingly funny gift. What makes it weird is that some people who receive this gift might actually take offense to it because they like to rest their sweaty palms in inappropriate places.
Amazon is loaded with cool and awesome products but there are also some strange and weird products. The strangest stuff on Amazon may be some of the adutl pleaseure toys. Some of them seem normal and others make you yell "your sticking that where?"
Amazon is also packed with weird weight loss tips. Publishing a Kindle book is so easy that my girlfriend’s dog now has 3 books up for sale on Amazon. (They are Twilight Fan Fiction). There are even books on weird cat behavior. In the past we used to think of weird cat behavior as being something bad but now we grab our video camcorders to record the weird cat behavior. If you get some really good weird cat behavior recorded and slapped up on YouTube then you can get millions of views and make some good money. In order to entice weird cat behavior you can buy one of the many cat toys on Amazon that is loaded with catnip.
You do not need the weird news of the day when you have the weird Amazon product of the day. Each day you can discover something entirety stupid, weird, abstract, or all the above. In the news of the weird daily stupid Amazon products kept popping up. I can say that your father may tire of getting a new tie each Fathers day but if you give him “fart in a can” he will have a very good time with it.
If you dig deep enough Amazon is like one giant weird picture archive full of stupid products. Yeah Amazon sells tons of cool products but the stupid products are the ones that need to be getting more attention. Who cares about getting the newest Kindle Fire when you can instead choose to but fake poo?
These stupid Amazon products could be the key to getting rich. If you monetize your YouTube videos with Adsense, have a High Definition video recorder, and own some fake poo that you bought off of Amazon then you could easily make some very funny prank videos that could go viral. The days of tossing a Baby Ruth into the swimming pool is over with because now we can buy authentic looking fake poo on Amazon. I love the way our society has advanced technologically. We have went from riding horses to driving cars, to putting men on the moon, to buying fake poo from the comfort of our living room!
If you have ran across a very stupid product on Amazon or a very odd product then please share it in the comments below. I would love to find even more of the "hidden gems" located in the inner depths of the Amazon weirdness.