This particular item gives you the ability to have bacon breath at snap of your fingers. Reach into your pocket, pull out your bacon gumball tin, and pop a bacon flavored gum ball in your mouth. Chew one of those bad boys up, blow a few bacon bubbles and your breath will smell like the sweet sweet smell of cholesterol filled arteries.
For all you virgins out there, always chew a piece of bacon gum right before you pick up your date, nothing says lets do it like a mouth full of pig meat. If you want to pick up a tin of bacon balls, You Can Buy Some Bacon Gumballs Here.
Want even more bacon goodness? Check out some of these other bacon items:
Bacon Cheese Roll
The Bacon Bra
The Ultimate Bacon Whopper