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Band Personalities: Stereotypical Thought and Behavior from Members of A 5 Piece Metal Band

By Edited Jul 24, 2016 0 0

We have all seen live music performances on one level or another.  Whether you have seen only the man strumming the guitar and working for change on the corner or you have been a Metallica groupie following their tour bus since the 80’s, we all have unanswered questions about what really is running through that artists head during their performance in the spotlight.

 

Having been a member of a few different metal bands myself and having attended countless big name concerts, the personality and thought process soon becomes clear for each member.  These series of thoughts may come as a surprise to some of you.  Others may already know.

 

 

Guitar guy - Most easily defined

Band Personalities:  Stereotypical Thought and Behavior from Members of A 5 Piece Metal Band

I’m totally getting laid tonight

Maybe if I thrust my hips while I play…..Yeah…..She understands

Oh yea, I’m so getting laid

That girl connected eyes with me for that entire chorus.  She wants me.

SOLO…Time to shine...Chicks dig solos

That chick was staring at me for that entire solo…. Yeah… She wants me

I’m totally getting laid tonight

I need another tattoo

This band would die without me

 

 

 

The Singer

Band Personalities:  Stereotypical Thought and Behavior from Members of A 5 Piece Metal Band

  I love the sound of my voice

I just nailed that song!  Eat your f***ing heart out Mick Jagger!

I like hearing my voice on record more than I actually like singing

This band would die without me

I just got this tattoo.  Yeah, it’s my girlfriend’s name

tattoo?  That means nothing.  You know all those chicks the guitar guys been eying up.  Yeah.  I got all them on lockdown

 

 

 

 

The Drummer

Band Personalities:  Stereotypical Thought and Behavior from Members of A 5 Piece Metal Band

The world would lose track of time without me

I am the baddest mother F***er on the face of this F***ing planet mother F***er

This song is too slow

That part needs a fill

I wish every song would just allow me to unleash my full potential

I am so much better than this song lets me be

I am one bad mother f***er

I want to play WAY harder

I wish I had room on my body for another tattoo

 

 

That ladies and gentleman represents the band personalities.  2 guitar guys, one singer, and one drummer. . . . . . Wait. . . . . I feel like something is missing. . . . Oh yeah. . . . The bass guy.

 

 

 

 

 

The bass guy

Band Personalities:  Stereotypical Thought and Behavior from Members of A 5 Piece Metal Band

If I hear, “Slappin da bass” one more time I am gonna to go full blown crazy

Maybe if I just pretend I’m playing the guitar part while I look at that chick I’ll get lucky tonight.  NO….No probably not

If I stop playing, would people even notice?

My bass clef tattoo is enough for me.

 

Now that represents the band personalities of a metal band.  Did I miss any?

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