One of my favorite past times these days is to browse through my news feed on Facebook and read funny statuses. Whether intentionally funny or ridiculously stupid each status fills me with giggles. After browsing around I've found some of my favorites from other websites and would love to share them with you for your laughing pleasure. Make sure to check out the websites highlighted as they have a huge collection of statuses that will make you smile.
The Collection of Funny Facebook Status Updates is by far the best place to find funny statuses if you're not on your own personal Facebook account. Some of my favorite are as follows:
(Name) thinks he might by addicted to twitter and alcohol since, he created a Twitter account just to follow the updates of various bars for their specials.
(Name) the guy who put laughter in manslaughter.
(Name) can see Alaska from her house.
Another fun website to check out for the best statuses on Facebook is frackus. frackus offers a community for users to post funny things such as statuses, drunk tales, and rants. These brought a smile to my face:
(Name) the word bed looks like a bed
(Name) Please put this on your status if you know someone (or are related to someone) who has been eaten by dragons. Dragons are nearly unstoppable and, in case you didn't know, they can breath fire. 93% of people won't copy and paste this, because they have been eaten by dragons.
Last, but not least Postrandomonium can really cure a bad day. Simply browse some of the hilarious tweets and Facebook statuses posted and feel a lot better about the life you're living! Check these out and try not to crack a smile!
(Name) Just took a shower. You have no idea how hard it was to sneak that thing out of Home Depot.
(Name) Typing. Like. This. Doesn't. Make. Your. Point. Any. Stronger. It. Makes. It. Look. Like. Your. Computer. Has. Asthma.
(Name) They're eating scorpions on Fear Factor. If they pass this round it's onto my mom's fruit cake.
If you still prefer checking your own news feed for hilarious statuses remember to submit them to the provided websites and share the humor! Also check out the following websites for the best statuses on Facebook.
Funny Status Updates
Lamebook - one of my personal favorites!