Best Nude Beaches
Whether you're a naturist or not, you've probably had dreams of being unclothed. Perhaps you were laughed at while on stage; or, perchance you were caught rolling in the white sands on one of the Caribbean nude beaches with a hotty; or, possibly you were walking the streets with a snow cone. Either way, you must first admit a naked desire before you read onsee, that wasn't so bad. Now it's time to get more off your chest and undress. It's time to give the gift that keeps on giving and let it all hang out. It's time to visit the best countries to holiday in your birthday suit.
Maui, Hawaii: I know you've probably been disappointed to hear that Hawaii does not have any nude beaches and does not allow nudity on any public beaches—I was really let down on Kauai. No one was naked anywhere. I just went out at dark and took my Speedos off and..." T-M-I, I know. Well, in Maui on Little Beach, women and men decided to take the law in their own hands. Rather than call the beach nude, the title "clothing optional" means that it's your choice. If you want to be naked, get naked. If you want to stay clothed, then you'll get made fun of. Just kidding. This beach is for all—from spring break bums to families and all vacationers alike. Do whatever you want, with or without anything on.
Palm Springs, California: Okay, technically not a nude beach, but still naked. You don't have to be celebrity-rich to come to the Terra Cotta Inn in Palm Springs, California. The resort, like many cropping up lately, lets anyone get naked for anything. If you've ever had that nightmare where you forget your clothes, then you can face your fears here. They have a retail shop so you can by A
loe once you've burned those delicate parts; they have tennis for when you want to get even with your partner; they have a golf course too—just watch where you swing that wood, as there are a lot of people around. Tarifa, Spain: Yes, I'm going to bring Europe into the mix again, as anything in the raw probably began here anyway. Tarifa is one of the best nude beaches - a picturesque little beach with a long stretch of sand and dunes in the distance. This was the first place I ever saw guys and girls ride kiteboards and windboards unclad. Looked a bit dangerous if you ask me, but I wasn't about to ruin their fun. You can walk for about forty minutes one way, scrub yourself in natural clay and drink from a natural spring and camp behind the beach for free. This is one of the few naked places I've been where the disrobed were always fit.
Lagos, Portugal: While Lagos is not an openly nudist beach (as many of these aren't), it is a place where getting exposed is more common than not. Topless beach better describes this coved haven, but
if you decide to go buck-naked, then just test the water temps first. Last time I was there in mid-summer, the water felt like a glacial-fed mountain lake. Whether you suffer shrinkage or not, you'll definitely feel the sting. Australia: You're saying, "Of course you picked Australia. It's the land of 'down under.'" Yes, you are correct, if you'd like to expose your down under, then there's no better place than Samurai Beach. When the west is bundling up for the forthcoming winter, the bare bottoms at Samurai, one of several Australian nude beaches, are gearing up for the annual overt Olympics.
France: Almost anywhere in France you will find topless treats. Likely, France has some of the best nudist beaches in the world, where public or private, you can unsheathe openly. Some say the whole naturist movement started in France, which may very well be true. France makes for a great getaway for party-seekers and families alike, though mostly they don't intermingle.
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Wow...that water is so beautiful in the last picture...lol
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