Hate Spongebob? Buy a Spongebob Squarepants piñata cheap and smack him around for a while with the stick of your choice. Of course, not everyone hates the sight of this bright yellow fellow. For millions of kids (young and old) Spongebob  is the epitome of a cool, loveable cartoon character.  Kids can’t help loving a sponge that wears his underpants in public. Not only is Spongebob revered, but his zany crew of underwater friends are popular too.

With the popularity of any cartoon character comes a multitude of money-making products. There are Spongebob sheets, pajamas for kids, boxer shorts for men and now, the zany piñata.

Cartoon Characters Are A Blast For Kids Parties

These creative products have been used as a favorite party accessory for years and years. Many are custom designed to represent almost any theme under the sun. It can be the highlight of the party watching a blindfolded person trying to crack open a stubborn piñata. Imagine how challenging it would be to crack open one that came in a flat, square shape. Of course, when it comes to parties for small kids, manufacturers have made the easier pull-string versions that can be found at the bottom of this page.

Some People Try To Make A Homemade Pinata With Patrick-like Consequences

Some folks don’t want to spend money on a real, professionally-made piñata. They prefer to attempt making one themselves. Making a Spongebob Squarepants version seems simple enough. After all, he is just a square shaped character. How hard can it be to make one homemade?Spongebob Pinata With Pull StringCredit: www.amazon.com

The problem with making one at home is that most people have no idea of the right materials to use and how to construct one so that the birthday boy or girl won’t pick up the stick and start beating the maker. It won’t do to look like a big dummy. Ask Spongebob’s friend, Patrick. He’ll tell you.

Who Knew Spongebob Could Be So Versatile? 

When a person decides to buy a this fun item, he is purchasing a product that is quite versatile. Anything that is designed to be beaten and popped open has great mental health potential.  Beating one of these can be very soothing. Pasting a photo of your cheating spouse or rotten boss over Spongebob’s face can prevent that dreaded occurrence; criminal charges at the police station.

Spongebob Squarepants and all of the characters that live in Bikini Bottom have become a phenomenon. If you can’t think of anything fun to do for your next party, try a funny, cool  game using this product. Even grown men might get a kick from beating the underpants off poor old Spongebob .

Note from the author: Warning-this article contains satire and wit that may not be suitable for those without a sense of humor.

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