Homer Simpson Brew Miester
Homer Simpson has entertained us for over twenty years. He is a man who truly loves his hops and barley. He is practically his own personal micro-brewery. At least he consumes enough to be. Homer doesn't care for the, "right" glass or mug to enhance the taste. He just want's his beer, either straight from the tap or from a bottle. He is partial to "Duff" beer, but will drink just about anything that you put in front of him.
You might say that ole' Homer has a bit of a problem with beer.
Fans of Homer (and fans of malted adult beverages) may enjoy a few of these funny Homer beer quotes from the popular "Simpson's" dad and Duff lover.
Homer Simpson: To Alcohol
Homer: The Parent
It could easily be said that parenting is not Homer's strongest suit. He is a man who loves his kids, but he is often a good example of what a parent should not be. Here are a few of Homer Simpson best quotes regarding beer and family.
Bart, a woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
Aw, there's only one can of beer left and it's Bart's.
Now son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for Daddies, and kids with fake IDs.
I've figured out an alternative to giving up my beer. Basically, we become a family of traveling acrobats.
The Homer Simpson Theme Song
Over the course of the 20 year run of the popular "Simpson's" TV show. there have been a few songs played, both by musical guests and by the Simpson's themselves. One of the most poignant of the lot was Homer's ode to his favorite malted beverage, sung to the tune of Frank Sinatra's, "When I was seventeen"
“When I was seventeen
I drank some very good beer
I drank some very good beer I purchased
With a fake ID
My name was Brian McGee
I stayed up listening to Queen
When I was seventeen.”
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The Tao of Homer
The guiding principles that rule the life of Homer J. Simpson
Tao is the term for the guiding principles of one's life. One of the important concepts of tao is learning your path and following it. Homer has often shown us that he is consistent and follows his own path. He may be many things, but he is a man who know's what he wants and knows how to get it. These Homer Simpson quotes show the guiding principle of Homer's existence and how he realizes the essential important factor in his life: beer.
- You've been rubbing my nose in it since I got here! Your family is better than my family, your beer comes from farther away than my beer, you and your son like each other, your wife's butt is higher than my wife's butt! You make me sick!
Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.
Beer... Now there's a temporary solution.
I’m gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.
I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!
All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.
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