If you are broke as a joke and want to look almost naked this Halloween then this is your article. This how-to article on creating your own sexy Halloween costume is the definitive guide to the night out you are really going to want to forget. Read on.
Things You Will Need1) String. Dental floss will suffice in a pinch.
2) Makeup. Probably a LOT in your case.
3) Paper bags. The ones you squeeze your ham sandwich for lunch in is fine.
4) Stilettos. Handle with care.
5) Low self esteem. None is ideal; low will suffice.
6) Libido. Look it up.
Step 1cats yarn ball then you should be good. Those things are like ten miles long. If not, purchase some extra string in advance to avoid the extra trip to Hobby Lobby. Tie the knot (or knots) but leave it (or them) a little loose. If you are using dental floss get the minty fresh kind, not the unscented kind. I have no reasonable explanation for that suggestion. Move on to step two.
Step 4sexy Halloween costume would be complete with out that footwear. If you happen to trip and fall, who cares? You'll have so much makeup caked on your face no one will know you're bleeding. Proceed.
Have fun tonight! Because people are sure to have fun at your expense. I know I would. Always keep your expenses for this costume at a minimum; you'll need that cash to pay your psychiatrist. Most of all remember this--we're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you! Now go out and wear that sexy Halloween costume with pride!!