So you want to date a Vampire?Dating a vampire could be no easy feat, but if you're willing to take the risk, then your dream may come true! You just never know when a vampire is around you, or interacting with you. Hey, maybe a vampire even has their eye on you and you're ready to make the first move? Just remember to be careful and not to put yourself in situations that are *too* dangerous.
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Step 1If you want to date a vampire, my first advice is to not be friends with a werewolf. Werewolves are smelly and they will make you smelly. Who wants the Vampire you're after to think that you smell awful? I'm sure no one does. So the first step is to make sure that you smell appetizing to a Vampire. Yes, the Vampire will probably think that you smell delicious and want to bite you, but hey, YOU SMELL GREAT, so who cares? :)
Step 2Eye the vampire while they are around you. Make sure you're giving them the "I want you" eyes! They fall for that every time. It let's them know that you are ever so interested in
Step 3Stalk the Vampire and watch their daily activities. If you see them bite someone, don't worry, it is just their feeding time. There is no need to be alarmed! :) Learn where the Vampire lives and stake out that area frequently. You may see a lot more Vampires than you planned on seeing, but this is normal, because Vampires need to socialize, too!
Step 4Get up the courage to talk to the Vampire. Are they smiling and showing their fangs? That means they are very interested in you! Congratulations, you have gained the attention of a vampire! Now, you have to keep them interested. Ask them out on a date. Make sure the date is somewhere nice and isolated. You want to have your privacy, don't you?
Step 5After your date,
Hopefully, this will help you win the affections of a vampire, maybe even one like Edward Cullen. If it doesn't, then the vampire probably doesn't even know you exist, I'm Sorry.