Replacing Your Tinsel with Bacon
For the bacon lover out there, we have everything from the
bacon cheese roll, to the
Whopper with 15 servings of bacon. Unfortunately for some people, they have cholesterol problems and can only admire bacon from a distance. Bacon admiration can be nearly as satisfying as eating it if done tastefully (good pun huh?).
In this example, we will demonstrate how to use bacon, to replace the tinsel on your Christmas tree this year. Just make sure you don't give your dog access to this room or you might have an expensive vet bill trying to pull all the hooks out of his digestive tract.

If you would like to build your own bacon tinsel, what you will need to do is first fry up your bacon, but make sure to prevent the bacon from curling or you won't get the same effect. Next, allow the bacon to cool then stab your standard Christmas decoration hook through on end of the bacon. Carefully hang each bacon strip from the tree.
Warning: You will want to do this a couple days before Christmas to avoid the bacon going bad and starting to smell up your house or office.
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