How to make a Grilled Jesus

Have you ever wondered how to make a Grilled Jesus sandwich? With the Jesus apparition burned right into the toast? Well, look no further, here are the instructions.
Things You Will Need
BreadOnly the finest Holy bread will work. Note: Not using Holy bread will lead to the Jesus apparition not showing correctly.
Cheese
Divine cheese works best. Well, actually just any medium cheddar will do, but if you can find divine cheese definitely use that!
Margarine
I suggest "I can't believe it's not Butter", but you will believe in Jesus when you see him burned into your toast.

Jesus pan
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Step 1
Butter the BreadWell, actually, what you'll be doing is "margarining", but that's not a word. Butter one side of each piece of Holy bread.
Step 2
Cut the Divine CheeseLiterally! Cut the cheese into thin or thick slices, depending on your preference, and place on the non-margarined side of the Holy bread.
Step 3

Grill Jesus
Place the bread in the pan, butter side down. Grill Jesus until lightly brown. Too light and you won't see him, too dark and you won't either.
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Hahaha hilarious
LMAO - Can't believe that someone is actually marketing a "jesus pan". Too Funny!
You have got to be kidding me. I can't believe I fell for it and clicked ont his article.
Haha I'd be scared to eat this...
Wow.
Jesus Pan - now I've seen everything :)
Wow now this is something new. How about grilling the devil instead? That would be fun :)
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