Grilled Jesus
Have you ever wondered how to make a Grilled Jesus sandwich? With the Jesus apparition burned right into the toast? Well, look no further, here are the instructions.

Things You Will Need

Bread
Only the finest Holy bread will work. Note: Not using Holy bread will lead to the Jesus apparition not showing correctly.

Cheese
Divine cheese works best. Well, actually just any medium cheddar will do, but if you can find divine cheese definitely use that!

Margarine
I suggest "I can't believe it's not Butter", but you will believe in Jesus when you see him burned into your toast.

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Step 1

Butter the Bread
Well, actually, what you'll be doing is "margarining", but that's not a word. Butter one side of each piece of Holy bread.

Step 2

Cut the Divine Cheese
Literally! Cut the cheese into thin or thick slices, depending on your preference, and place on the non-margarined side of the Holy bread.

Step 3

Grill Jesus
Grill Jesus
Place the bread in the pan, butter side down. Grill Jesus until lightly brown. Too light and you won't see him, too dark and you won't either.
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Grilled Jesus

Tips & Warnings

You may offend Christians.