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How to make a Grilled Jesus

By Edited Feb 16, 2014 1 7

Grilled Jesus

Have you ever wondered how to make a Grilled Jesus sandwich? With the Jesus apparition burned right into the toast? Well, look no further, here are the instructions.

Things You Will Need

Only the finest Holy bread will work. Note: Not using Holy bread will lead to the Jesus apparition not showing correctly.

Divine cheese works best. Well, actually just any medium cheddar will do, but if you can find divine cheese definitely use that!

I suggest "I can't believe it's not Butter", but you will believe in Jesus when you see him burned into your toast.

Jesus Pan

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Step 1

Butter the Bread
Well, actually, what you'll be doing is "margarining", but that's not a word. Butter one side of each piece of Holy bread.

Step 2

Cut the Divine Cheese
Literally! Cut the cheese into thin or thick slices, depending on your preference, and place on the non-margarined side of the Holy bread.

Step 3

Grill Jesus

Grill Jesus
Place the bread in the pan, butter side down. Grill Jesus until lightly brown. Too light and you won't see him, too dark and you won't either.
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Grilled Jesus

Tips & Warnings

You may offend Christians.


Mar 17, 2009 12:47pm
Hahaha hilarious
Jul 15, 2009 1:19pm
LMAO - Can't believe that someone is actually marketing a "jesus pan". Too Funny!
Dec 5, 2009 10:29pm
You have got to be kidding me. I can't believe I fell for it and clicked ont his article.
Jan 12, 2010 11:12am
Haha I'd be scared to eat this...
Jul 9, 2011 2:36pm
Jul 22, 2011 5:16am
Jesus Pan - now I've seen everything :)
Dec 3, 2011 1:43am
Wow now this is something new. How about grilling the devil instead? That would be fun :)
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