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Making Bacon in the Oven

By Edited Dec 19, 2013 7 7

One Man's Search for Food Gold

Making Bacon in the Oven
If God didn’t want us to eat pigs, why did He make them out of bacon?- John Cleese


Nectar, manna or food from the gods; call it what you will, bacon is here to stay.

Since time immemorial, this magnificent meat product has been one of life’s ultimate culinary pleasures. It fills a primeval, gustatory need for meat like no other food. The Greeks ate it, the Romans ate it, the Jews & Muslims, not so much. Still, dried, smoked or otherwise cured cuts of pork from the sides and back of the pig have come to epitomize the best that the gastronomic world has to offer.

While there are as many recipes to cure bacon as there are cultures, there are not quite so many ways to cook it. Most chefs prefer the traditional way - frying it - but others have also attempted less conventional methods such as simple boiling or its cousin sous vide as well as deep frying and cooking the meat over an open fire. Undoubtedly, each technique has its advantages, though we think one method is simply superior, that is, making bacon in the oven.

 

One Method

Frying Your Bacon

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

Pan Fried Bacon
Any fool can heat up a pan, throw in some bacon and produce a relatively delicious piece of meat. Any modern chef will tell you that starting with good, fresh ingredients is half the battle when it comes to producing a delicious dish. So, when it comes to bacon, a chef is already starting with a veritable “food gold.”  It is simply hard to ruin it. Not that some chefs don’t try.

Here, watch: Oil and Water Do Mix. Who Knew?

Seriously, this guy recommends that you add water to the bacon?! While the video makes it look possible, you are in for hours of failed effort.  Go ahead and try it. The result is either boiled bacon (if you keep adding water) or fried bacon that takes an extra long time to cook because you need the water needs to boil off first.

Regardless, most amateur cooks can take Mother Nature’s perfect food and turn it into something palatable. We are not looking for merely palatable, however. We are looking for something much, much better, something superlative, something approaching perfection; which brings us to, drum roll please, Making Bacon in the Oven.

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A Better Method

Making Bacon in the Oven

Is it Bacon Day? – Homer Simpson

Personally, I am fine with store bought bacons. There are dozens from around the world and all cook exceptionally well in the oven. By the way, for you purists, who just have to try making your own bacon, try this recipe from Alton Brown. I have tried it on more than one occasion and it is produces a truly magnificent bacon.

Making bacon in the oven is not difficult. In fact, it is kind of a “fire and forget” mission. The problem is that it does take some time, patience and empirical practice to determine the exact procedure for your particular oven. First, here’s an overview of the technique by an unnamed but exacting master:

Pretty simple isn’t it. No bells and whistles, no complicated formulas to follow. As you’ll notice, most of the effort goes into not making a mess. It’s a decided bonus but the real benefit is the crisp, flavorful bacon that you will make.

The one thing that will have to do is pay attention, at least for the first few times. Be sure to note the temperature (400 degrees is recommended) and EXACTLY how long you cook the bacon. From there, it is a simple process of repetition until you determine the exact amount of time that will give you the desired results. It shouldn’t take more than three or four tries before you are enjoying PERFECTLY cooked bacon without any agita or stress.

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A Third Alternative

Seriously? Is There One?

The ultimate comfort food is radiation-cooked bacon. - Wilhelm Roentgen, a "fool for the bacon"

No, he didn’t really say it, but we’re pretty sure that the inventor of X-rays was thinking it.

Anyway, anyone who has tried boiled bacon at a Korean restaurant or encountered a sous vide version at some over the top, haute cuisine French eatery knows that bacon must be cooked properly or it is an utter failure as food. In fact, without those beautiful, glistening, fat globules and the crispy brown parts, the resulting product is not even worthy of the name, bacon.

Now, I’ll accept bacon-wrapped shrimp or filet mignon but isn’t that we’ve been saying all along, that bacon is best prepared in the oven. Bacon is an excellent accompaniment to all types of meat, seafood, shellfish and vegetables. Vegetarians be damned. Bacon is just good food. It would be a shame, a disgrace, actually, to eliminate it from our gastronomic palate for the sake of few pounds.

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Not to Put Too Fine a Point on It, but...

Let's Be Real

Bacon is the essence of “bacon and eggs.” No one runs around saying things like “Eggs make everything taste better!” Really, no one cares what the ovo-lacto-whatever-o movement has to say except themselves and, perhaps, their gastrointestinal doctors.

Bacon is a quintessentially necessary human food and those who deny it, deny scientific evidence. On a more playful note, many have told the story of bacon and eggs and how it relates to pigs and chickens but it bears repeating.

“When is comes to bacon and eggs, the chicken is interested but the pig is involved.”

If you love bacon and would like to read a far funnier and more revelatory joke about its progenitors, visit my article, Finding the Best Bacon in the World. The article is quite fascinating but, for those of you in a hurry, the actual joke is at the end.

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Comments

Jan 14, 2013 12:02pm
Marlando
You know, you took a fairly non-topic and made it into a major event. I credit you with great writing and some inroads into the world of good-old bacon. 2 BIG thumbs from me and a rating.
Feb 15, 2013 10:49am
mik137
Bacon in the oven, hands down the best way to cook it. I use a pan lined with aluminum foil, put a cookie sheet over it and go! No mess, crispy bacon! What could be better!
Feb 15, 2013 11:04pm
aguy
I don't care if it's fried, boiled, baked, or barbecued.... just give me the bacon!
Feb 16, 2013 6:13am
marlonblackman
its crazy but bacon really does make everything taste better. wonderful post hillloyd. for all bacon lovers i'm pretty sure you will enjoy this book http://tinyurl.com/bqcc4xq it's a wonderful add on to this post.
Feb 17, 2013 5:57am
mikerobbers
even though I've never been a big fan of bacon, the feeling I got while reading this post was that some eggs and bacon would truly make my day today. great post! thumbs up!
Feb 17, 2013 6:35am
ishiledoux
Bacon is always bacon no matter how you cook it. =)
Feb 17, 2013 9:47pm
smcopywrite
i cook my bacon in the oven more often than not. The clean up is easier and less smokey while cooking. i started the practice when i moved from a gas oven to an electric one and wanted to control my cook time better.
i like it better that way, but my family is divided.
thanks for sharing
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Bibliography

  1. Danilo Alfaro "How to Make Perfect Bacon." About.Com Culinary Arts. 25/02/2013 <Web >

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