The Ultimate Cholesterol Bomb Poutine

After posting all the bacon recipes over the last week I decided to go out and make one of my very own to see if I could come up with a concoction nearly as disgusting as the bacon roll or the Ultra Bacon Whopper while simultaneously maintaining tastiness.

I would like to let you know that I succeeded on all fronts. After hitting up our local Safeway, the total cost of the ingredients to build this legend was $65. Well worth every penny.

Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce to you what I like to call the Poutine 2.0. (Known as the Carny Casserole on this is why you're fat)

This made three massive servings



Ingredients:

  • 700g ground beef
  • 2KG McCain Super Fries
  • 1 Large Bag Perogies
  • 500g Marble Cheese
  • 250g Provolone Cheese
  • 500g Bacon (1 package)
  • 1 bundle chopped green onion
  • 3 avocados
  • 3 fried eggs
  • 1 packet 4 peppercorn gravy

Poutine V2 Ingredients

Preparation:

I'm not going to tell you how to cook all the ingredients as they are all simple things to make. But cook them all individually and have 3 disposable large casserole dishes ready to go, and have your oven pre-heated to 450F for the final baking.

Once all the items have been cooked, do the following:

Place fries on the bottom of the casserole dish, then top off with bacon slices.

Fries and Bacon


Cover bacon and fries with all the marble cheese, then cover the cheese in ground beef!

Fries, Bacon, Cheese & Ground Beef


Cover the ground beef with perogies, then cover the perogies with provolone cheese.

Fries, Bacon, Cheese, Ground Beef, Perogies, Provolone Cheese


Sprinkle freshly chopped green onion over the provolone cheese then place in the oven and cook for 5 minutes at 450F.

Fries, Bacon, Cheese, Ground Beef, Perogies, Provolone Cheese, Green Onions

Remove dishes from the oven and cover with gravy.

Fries, Bacon, Cheese, Ground Beef, Perogies, Provolone Cheese, Green Onions, Baked With Gravy

Place one fried egg on each poutine.

Fries, Bacon, Cheese, Ground Beef, Perogies, Provolone Cheese, Green Onions, Baked With Gravy, Fried Egg

Smother the top of the entire concoction with avocado!

Poutine V2 Complete

Sit back with your favorite beverage and enjoy clogging the hell out of your arteries!


Left Overs! Oh Nom Nom Nom!

Poutine V2 Leftovers