Where is Your Team on the Fan Happiness Spectrum?
You know how it feels when your favorite team is bad. Your disappointment and misery feel even worse when you're around fans of a great team. They don't hope for wins, they expect them. Those fans discuss your favorite team as if it was composed of lepers. In this instance, you and the other fans are on opposite ends of the fan happiness spectrum. The unhappiness from being on the lower end of this scale can last for decades. In the most fortunate instances, smug satisfaction can also be passed on from father to son. Who are these fans and what is this fan happiness spectrum? I'll describe the spectrum for you and provide examples from the NBA, NFL, MLB and NCAA football.
Arrogantly Expects Championships
This group of fans has enjoyed long term success and they know it. They expect their team to win. Not just win, but win everything. They are smug to the point of obnoxiousness. They areCredit: wikipedia commons public domain - Ines Hegedus-Garcia http://www.flickr.com/people/23245739@N02 condescending when talking about any other team. Everyone else stinks in comparison to their team. As they make you aware, they are the top of the spectrum.
Some of these fans are the beneficiaries of current dynasty type teams and they are completely correct in their assessment, although painful to the rest of us. Their team is that darn good. Unfortunately, some fans trade in past glory and seem to be unaware of their teams' deficiencies. These fans are annoying, yet comical. This is a subcategory of arrogant fans, those that are arrogant and out of touch. They will move down the spectrum in due time.
Arrogant and Correct: Miami Heat, San Antonio Spurs, New England Patriots, Boston Red Sox, St Louis Cardinals, Alabama Crimson Tide.
Arrogant and Out of Touch: Los Angeles Lakers, Boston Celtics, New York Yankees, Dallas Cowboys, Pittsburgh Steelers, Notre Dame Fighting Irish, Florida Gators, USC Trojans.
Giddy with Glee
This group has just won a championship or is on a run to win one. Their team may not have enjoyed long term success (or success was well in the past) but appears on the verge of being Credit: wikipedia commons public domain - Keith Allisongreat. These folks burst with pride and happiness. They are not condescending when talking about other teams but do point out how their team is better than yours. Fans of other teams can still stomach being around them, unless they are the fans of direct rivals.
The Giddy Group: Oklahoma City Thunder, Indiana Pacers, Seattle Seahawks, Denver Broncos, Detroit Tigers, Los Angeles Dodgers, Florida State Seminoles, Ohio State Buckeyes, Auburn Tigers.
Happy and Hopeful
These folks cheer for a very good team that appears on the upswing. Their team may not have a recent track record to allow a negative view of all others; however, they are relentlessly positive of the prospects for their guys. Going to games is fun and full of hopeful anticipation. Good things are expected to happen but a bump in the road is seen as a growth stage in the march toward a championship.
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Bored But Generally Content
This type of fan base likes their team, yet is not overly excited. This position on the fan happiness spectrum is still positive, but the needle lies close to the negative area. Going to the games is worthwhile and fun because the team still wins its share. Boredom has set in because prospects for domination or achieving a championship are dim. These fans are not obnoxious. They might not even talk much about their team.
Content But Bored Examples: Atlanta Hawks, Dallas Mavericks, Cincinnati Bengals, Chicago Bears, Texas Rangers, San Francisco Giants, Wisconson Badgers.
Watchful and Wary
The best description of these fans is nervous. Their team isn't bad, but storm clouds are on the horizon. The team could rally and become better or could go down the drain. These fans will talk about their team with a hint of fear in their voices. They certainly are not angry. They are more fretful. These fans have dipped their feet into the negative area of the fan happiness spectrum. They aren't irate, yet they have a vague dissatisfaction.
Watchful and Wary Fans: Minnesota Timberwolves, Denver Nuggets, Miami Dolphins, Tennessee Titans, Washington Nationals, Michigan Wolverines, Nebraska Cornhuskers.
Angry and Loud
This group wants to fire everyone associated with their team. They expected a decent team and got a klunker instead. The head coach, the assistant coaches, the players and even the water Credit: wikipedia commons public domain - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Chrisjnelsonboys are on the chopping block. These fans hate the state of their team and want an immediate shake up to turn things around. Conversing with anyone from this group can be scary. You are afraid to upset them further by even mentioning your team because they'll start ranting again. This group of fans is fighting to get out of the negative portion of the spectrum, but seems more inclined to pull others down with them.
Angry and Loud Examples: New York Knicks, Cleveland Cavaliers, New York Giants, Houston Texans, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Philadelphia Phillies, Georgia Bulldogs, Tennessee Volunteers.
Wallowing in Misery
The miserable fan group has endured long term losing. They no longer curse at their team. What's the point? They dread going to games and expect to lose. These folks can give a littany of reasons why their team never does well. Talking to them is time consumming and depressing. They go on and on about their dim prospects for success. This group is beaten down and they know it. They don't pull others down, they can't look up.
Wallowing Fans: Washington Wizards, Milwaukee Bucks, Cleveland Browns (charter members), Washington Redskins, Jacksonville Jaguars, New York Mets, Miami Marlins, Kansas Jayhawks, Kentucky Wildcats.
Lovable LosersCredit: wikipedia commons public domain - Jason Howell from Morton, IL, USAhttp://www.flickr.com/people/74862656@N00
These are known as Chicago Cubs fans. They inhabit their own special category. Their team stinks and will always stink. Nothing ever changes. They are proud of their love of the team and flock to Cubs games to swill beer and cheer. Wrigley Field is hallowed ground to be enjoyed and worshipped. These fans are always a delight. They love their team even when they shouldn't.
Some may quibble about my examples in each category. I am sad to say my favorite NFL team resides in the Wallowing in Misery group. I hope that changes, but I'm not banking on it. Maybe next season will be better.
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