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Stuck At The Airport? What To Do When Your Flight Is Cancelled

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Stuck At The Airport? What to do When Your Flight Is Cancelled

What to do When Your Flight Is Cancelled

Counting People can be great fun when your flight is cancelled:: Count how many people are obese and how many are too skinny. Fashion Police can keep you entertained when your flight is cancelled: Be judgmental on what people wear. Give points to styles you like and subtracts point to outfits you hate. This should be real fun and entertaining. Who said that getting stuck at the airport should be boring. You can be the fashion police when you flight is cancelled.

Finding out if people are Married or Living In Sin is a great source of fun when your flight is cancelled and you are stuck at the airport: Check out any couple walking around and try to guess if they are married or living in sin. Explain why you feel they might be married or just living together. For example, are they sad and not holding hands? That might be a sign of being married for too long. Just use your imagination and you will be pretty surprise as to what you might come up with. You will be surprised with what you can do when you flight is cancelled.

Age is another option when your flight is cancelled and you are stuck at the airport: Try to Guess people's age. Don't let nip and tuck deceive you. Observe and guess their real age. Too much makeup will be a sign of trying to hide something. You can also check for those wearing too much make up. That also includes men wearing manscara or eyelashes. If you don't know what manscrara is well, you need to get out some more. Basically manscara is mascara for men. That should be fun when you flight is cancelledStare at people when you flight is cancelled and you are stuck at the airport: Stare at anyone close to you just to see how far they will go before looking away. If it is an elderly woman wink at her and blow a kiss. She might raise the middle finger at you or you might have a new girlfriend. Whatever the case, you will have fun doing that when your flight is cancelled and you are stuck at the airport.Twitch when you flight is cancelled and you are stuck at the airport: This should provide a bit of entertain for yourself and others. Just pretend you've got a tic or any other issue. The secret to this is consistency and a straight face. You will probably get people staring at your or wondering if what you've got is contagious. That should keep you busying when you flight is cancelled and you are stuck at the airport.

Announcement when you flight is cancelled and you are stuck at the airport: Go to the announcement counter and announce yourself. Pretend you are meeting yourself at the information desk. It should be such a rush to hear your name and just hang around pretending you are waiting for someone. Say a few curse word at the information desk attendant and quickly apologize stating how you are fed up waiting for that stupid person that always gets lost. You will be amazed at how quickly the time will fly buying when your flight is cancelled and you are stuck at the airport.

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hone when you flight is cancelled and you are stuck at the airport: Talk on the phone to an imaginary friend. If you are next to some stranger, just talk about personal issues, sexually transmitted disease you caught whilst engaging in some illicit activity. If the stranger next to you is a Nun, just talk about how you've been unfaithful more times than you've had hot dinner. If you still have more time to kill just talk out aloud and sporadically use expletives mostly when children are around. That should get the parents on your case and provide a bit of entertainment for everyone around. That is all part of the joys of being stuck at the airport when your flight is cancelled.

Newspaper reading when your flight is cancelled and you are stuck at the airport: Sit next to anyone reading a newspaper and just read along aloud. Then apologize for being so rude and then just continue your reading. If the person offers to give you the newspaper, refuse polite and tell them you can't deprive them of their personal belonging. Then just sit there and continue reading. If he folds the newspaper, just turn your head and following the pages upside down and continue reading. That will not be amusing for everyone but it will provide enough entertainment for a while. You didn't ask for your flight to be cancelled.

Conversation when you flight is cancelled and you are stuck at the airport can be fun: Sit close to anyone having a conversation and listen in. Nod to show you agree and shake your head violently if you do disagree. If they look surprise then give them your best astonished look. Tell them you suffer from conversation imation twitch and it does get worse when you are stuck at the airport.


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