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The Anti-Ticket Donut

By tRex | Dec 18, 2008 | Views: 218,105 | 2 Comments | Rating: 0
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How to Get Out of a Speeding Ticket... With Donuts!

Unless you are a Saint, just about everybody who drives has been pulled over one time or another for doing something wrong. Every time I get pulled over I've always wished there was some way that I could settle the issue with the police officer on the spot without having to actually give me a ticket.

Well ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce you to the Anti-Tickett Donut!

According to the official website, the next time you get pulled over just say:

“Well Officer, I can’t find my car’s registration, I only have this tasty donut”

This is when you reach for your glove box and pull out one of these tasty little pre-packaged Police retardant donuts.





If he does not accept the donut as a bribe, chances are he is not a real cop. You should speed away and run from this impostor immediately!
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jbb1236
Dec 21, 2008 2:21pm
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I actually honestly offered an officer a doughnut, I had a dozen KrispyKreams in the passenger seat, didn't work. Still got a ticket.

joxterthemighty
Sep 27, 2009 9:22pm
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Just remember that cops are not really Law Enforcement, but instead are Revenue Enhancement officers, if Revenue is low then no amount of donuts will escape the dreaded ticket!

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