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The Anti-Ticket Donut

By Edited Apr 28, 2016 0 2

How to Get Out of a Speeding Ticket... With Donuts!

Unless you are a Saint, just about everybody who drives has been pulled over one time or another for doing something wrong. Every time I get pulled over I've always wished there was some way that I could settle the issue with the police officer on the spot without having to actually give me a ticket.

Well ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce you to the Anti-Tickett Donut!

According to the official website, the next time you get pulled over just say:

"Well Officer, I can't find my car's registration, I only have this tasty donut"

This is when you reach for your glove box and pull out one of these tasty little pre-packaged Police retardant donuts.


The Anti-Ticket Chocolate Donut


The Anti-Ticket Chocolate Donut With Sprinkles

If he does not accept the donut as a bribe, chances are he is not a real cop. You should speed away and run from this impostor immediately!
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Comments

Dec 21, 2008 2:21pm
jbb1236
I actually honestly offered an officer a doughnut, I had a dozen KrispyKreams in the passenger seat, didn't work. Still got a ticket.
Sep 27, 2009 9:22pm
joxterthemighty
Just remember that cops are not really Law Enforcement, but instead are Revenue Enhancement officers, if Revenue is low then no amount of donuts will escape the dreaded ticket!
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