The Bacon Wallet
If you are a regular Infobarrel visitor you may have noticed I have a bizarre infatuation with bacon. Bacon bubble gum, bacon bandages and bacon jelly beans are all things I would definitely consider buying. Most people would consider these novelty items and probably would not walk around town with a giant bacon bandage on their elbow.
Me on the other hand, I wear the bacon loud and proud, and this is why I went out of my way to get myself a genuine faux leather bacon wallet. 
It looks just like real bacon, but lacks the scent and texture of a nice juicy slab of pork hip. You get all the benefits of a bacon wallet without smelling like a swine.
I bought the wallet from Amazon and was delighted when I got it hope, it has plenty of space for all my cards and all my hard earned cash.
Now, the only question is, does carrying a bacon wallet make me look like a.... Pig?
If you want to pick one up, you can buy a Bacon Wallet here.
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You have heard of squeezable bacon right?
Just so you know, in Bakersfield, California you can get bacon flavored ice cream.
Bacon is just a super raw form of leather
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