Top 10 Reasons To Be The President Of The United States Of America

  1. House: Get to live in the white house and eat for free. You have your office just next door and all the streets around your house are sealed off.

  2. Airport: Unlike mere mortals you go straight through security and no one strip search you or do you have to go through all the hassle of removing you shoes; removing your belt; removing your laptop; removing your wallet; being told to move around like a dog. Your car just takes you directly to the plane and you don't even have to arrive 4 hours earlier like the rest of the population. If you arrive late, they will wait for you. How cool is that?

  3. Your own Private Plane. You get to own your own plane. You could decided where you want to sit and what you want to eat and none of those disgusting frozen food ordinary mortals get on their cheap flights. You get a lot of leg room and don't have to squeeze into some tiny space called "Economy Class"

  4. You Get to Travel Around the world: You visit all the interesting capitals in the world and eat the finest food and enjoy the best entertainment money can buy. Of course you are not paying for it and your salary just keeps gaining interest. Everyone feels honored to have you visit and they will even take care of the cost.

  5. Military Salute: Any time you step into a military base you get the highest honor and salute there is. Even those who have been in the military for more than 30 years don't even come close. They have more experience but you still tell them what to do.

  6. War: You start a war because you can and there is nothing anyone can do. They will probably rally around you to offer some form of assistance.

  7. Fornicate: You can sleep with someone and they write a book about it and become famous. That is how powerful a US president is. If you don't believe this, go check you history books

  8. Hotest Gossip: You get the latest gossip aka (military intelligence) on a daily basis and you get paid to listen.

  9. Security: You get 24hr security and nobody will ever mess with you. The only way they can get to you is by doing a Kennedy or a Reagan. That was then and this is now. You have better protection and more sophisticated close contact protection.

  10. Intelligence: You misspeak and the stock market comes crashing down. Go check your history book about a former US president on a trip to Japan. see more from Desperate Journalism