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Why I Am Madly In Love With Drew Barrymore

By Edited Apr 8, 2016 5 10

Wild Child

[Mature Content]


She’s not a bad girl (but she is a little naughty). 

She’s a wild child, a force of Nature.  This woman has personality to burn.  She is self-effacing, smart, clownish, alternately sexy, coy, or “cute”, and an excellent actress who brings much charisma (and sometimes a bit of mischief) to any role she plays.  That’s why I am madly in love with Drew Barrymore.

Drew Barrymore (candy all over)

Drew is candy all over.  As she has grown from child star to adult star, my how she has grown!  This woman is hot, but she also has a certain Everywoman appeal as well (as evidenced by some of her more “dressed-down” roles).  She’s fascinated us for years, from her train-wreck days of childhood alcoholism and drug abuse to her other escapades (dancing topless on David Lettermen's desk for his birthday). Throw in a couple of quickie marriages (one of which was so dumb it defies logic) and you have a quirky babe, but with the allure of a true star. 

Drawn from Life
Drew Blyth Barrymore, when she entered the world on February 22, 1975, also entered into an acting dynasty.  The legacy of the Barrymore thespian clan goes back millennia, back to the Paleolithic era (a single shot from one of the earliest Barrymore films was recently unearthed in the caves at Mèrcí-Bleu-Bleh, France):
Ug Barrymore (promo shot)
The Barrymore family has been doing this acting thing for awhile; she almost had no choice but to be an actress (lest John Barrymore, her grandfather, rise from the grave and haunt her).  She is likewise related to many old-time “legitimate” theater actors and silent screen greats (Sidney Drew, Lionel Barrymore, Ethel Barrymore, great-grandparents Maurice Barrymore and Georgie Drew Barrymore).  You say you’re still not impressed with Drew’s connections?  Her godparents are Steven Spielberg and Sophia Loren!  Howzat for connections, chief?

Drew started acting almost straight from the delivery room.  Still dragging her umbilical cord behind her she got her first gig in a dog food commercial when she was a whopping 11 months old.  Her first film role (a small part) was in the sci-fi thriller Altered States in 1980.  From there she moved into the movie that made her a star as Elliot’s little sister, Gertie, in E.T.: the Extra-Terrestrial.  This set Drew’s acting ship a-sailing – she was instantly famous.  She was cute in that movie and actually did a competent job handling her lines and the film’s action (unlike most child actors).  In 1984 she took a supporting role in Irreconcilable Differences (in which she starred as a young girl divorcing her parents, a dumb concept, but kinda fun).  For her work in this flick she snagged a Golden Globe nomination for “Best Supporting Actress”. 

Drunken Drew
Her quick rise to success, however, probably caught her unprepared.  She was, after all, a little girl thrust into the spotlight.  Her parents, John Drew Barrymore (an actor) and Jaid Barrymore
Drew Barrymore (younger days)
(née Makó, an aspiring actress born in a West German Displaced Persons camp to Hungarian World War II refugees) divorced after Drew’s birth.  Thus, a somewhat shaky home environment may have contributed to what lay immediately ahead for her. 

She started smoking cigarettes at nine years old.  She was actually allowed into, and was a regular patron at, the hedonistic Studio 54 in New York (just goes to show what jackholes the owner’s of Studio 54 were, letting a little kid in the joint).  By the time she was 11 she was hitting the booze pretty hard.  She segued into drugs, smoking weed at 12, then snorting blow at 13.  Her tender years combined with the party-animal behavior made her constant grist for the tabloid mill.   She entered rehab at 13, then at 14 tried to kill herself, which led to another stint in rehab.  After getting out of the clinic, she went to live with David Crosby (musician and famous addict who’d cleaned up his act).  She lived with Crosby and his wife for three months.  The next year, Drew appealed to the courts for emancipation.  Her petition was heard in a juvenile court, her motion was granted, and she moved into her own apartment (shades of Irreconcilable Differences).

Divinely Drew
Drew was growing up, and in her mid-to-late teens developed a screen persona of the Lolita-esque, manipulative seductress. Her first film in that guise was Poison Ivy (1992). I love this movie – Drew is soooo trashy/sexy/dangerous, it’s a heady combination to play, and she did it well.  It didn’t do well at the box office, but since that time has garnered a lot of favor with DVD sales and televised airings (and spawned several Drew-less sequels).  Also in 1992 (when she was 17) she appeared nude on the cover of Warhol’s Interview (alongside her fiancé of the day, an actor named Jamie Walters.  That’s okay, I never heard of the guy, either).  She also had some nude shots inside the issue.

She had a breast reduction done in 1992.  It is interesting to note that Drew’s body image during her formative years seemed to be fairly healthy unlike that of most young women of the time.  She alternated between normal weight to being a little on the chunky side (still cute), and this breast reduction is typical of her character.  Her breasts were too big; they caused her back pain, so she had them reduced.  Most Hollywood types would’ve been going in for implants – not darling Drew! 

She married a regular Joe, a bar owner named Jeremy Thomas in 1994. [They were only married for three weeks. Go figure.]  That same year she featured in the Western Bad Girls (one of my favorite Drew Barrymore movies: “Action! Adventure! Hot chicks with guns!”)  In 1995, Drew went all the way and posed for Playboy magazine’s January issue. And she was cute/hot in that, too (tramp-stamp and all). It was later that year, during a guest spot on The Late Show with David Letterman, she climbed onto Letterman’s desk and bared her breasts to him (it was Dave’s birthday).  Her back was to the camera so we in the home audience didn’t get to see her funbags, but Dave sure got an eyeful.  He later reported being agog!  Drew also modeled for Guess jeans the same year, and her star was definitely shining brightly. 

She made a somewhat sobering film (a favorite of mine for personal reasons) called Mad Love. This film was a bit off the beaten path for Drew.  Her character is bipolar, suicidal, depressive

Drew Barrymore (staring into your soul)
this is a very serious movie, and Drew did an excellent job in her portrayal of a mentally unwell young woman  I related to this movie on a couple of levels. 

First, kooky chicks are fun – at least for the first two weeks or so until the lid on the crazy boils over.  Secondly, I actually felt sorry for her character in the movie because the kind of emotionally damaged, codependent whack-job she played (with sympathy, I might add) is exactly the type of woman I generally attract.  So, I could definitely relate to her and to the scenarios Chris O’Donnell (her movie mate) found himself in with Drew’s character.

Also in 1995 she had a small part in Batman Forever.  She played one-third of Two-Face’s (Tommy Lee Jones) ménage á trois, the girls he called, “Sugar & Spice”.  Drew was “Sugar”; I

Drew Barrymore (mea culpa)
think I would’ve liked to have seen her as “Spice”, or maybe both!  She followed that up as the first murder victim in the hit horror movie Scream in 1996.  Drew carved out a niche (much like Meg Ryan, only Drew gets to do more frequent dramatic work) in the romantic-comedy genre.  Her rom-com work has been fairly steady and not too shabby.  The best of the lot, of course, is The Wedding Singer (1998, with Adam Sandler), Never Been Kissed (1999), and 50 First Dates (2004, also with Sandler). She did a turn in a reboot of the Cinderella story in Ever After (1998).  She was charming beyond belief in this movie, and if it weren’t for her I would never have watched it. 

Drew carries a lot of clout in Hollywood, and she started her own production company called Flower Films.  Her company’s first movie in 1999, in fact, starred her in Never Been Kissed.  I love how ordinary she presented herself in this movie – it was fun, funny, and her on-screen goofiness and self-effacing were refreshing.  Flower Films also did the big-budget Charlie's Angels (starring Drew).  Her company produced Donnie Darko (a brilliant move on her part to take a chance on this movie – its cult-status guarantees an audience for years to come).  The original production group backed out of the movie, and Drew said, “Hey, I’ll finance it.” She also played the part of one of Donnie Darko’s teachers.  I think this movie has probably paid for itself in spades by now (DVD sales out the wazoo).

By far, though, her most poignant and powerful role was on the small screen.  HBO Pictures developed a made-for-cable movie named Grey Gardens.  The character Drew portrayed is Edith Bouvier Beale (“Little Edie”).   This true story is about two grown women, a mother (“Big Edie”) and daughter (both famously related to Jackie Bouvier Kennedy Onassis), who end up living in a deteriorating, ramshackle home on Long Island, complete with cat hoarding, broken windows, no food, running water, or electricity (Jackie finally came though with some bucks to help out; Big and Little Edie were an embarrassment by that time when their plight became public).  Drew deservedly won a boatload of awards for this movie: Golden Globe and Satellite Awards for “Best Actress”;  Screen Actors Guild Award for “Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor”; and she was nominated for an “Outstanding Lead Actress” Emmy.  Even if you don’t know the story of “Big Edie” and “Little Edie” this miniseries is definitely worth the time.  Drew’s performance is riveting, and she looks alternately great and downtrodden as required.  In the over four dozen films she’s done this is probably her strongest part.

Dumb Drew
Drew, true to form of being somewhat spontaneous (nay, even reckless), has had what one might call an odd love life (engaged at 16 to one guy, married briefly at 19 to another).  But she
Tom Green & Drew at Home
really stymied me for a little while in 2001.  In July of that year she married Tom Green, the Canadian . . . um . . . er . . . uh . . . I don’t really know what to call this guy. 

Is he a comedian? If so, he’s not funny.  An actor?  Unlike Sacha Baron Cohen (Borat), Green can’t act.  Let’s be charitable and just call him a “personality” (a “personality” who broadcast his testicular cancer surgery – even shock-jock Howard Stern has limits to his antics). 

I lost a little respect for Drew on this one (maybe Green just wanted a ride on her health insurance or he wanted to become a US citizen or something).  To this very day this marriage mystifies me. 

And, to add insult to injury, it was Tom Green who filed for divorce from Drew.  He did this in December 2001 after they had been married about five months.  This rings just about as stupid to me as Dave Justice divorcing Halle Berry – it’s Halle Berry, f’ cris’sake, are you insane, man?  I can’t begin to imagine what Drew did to make this goober divorce her – I was just glad when it was over. 

In 2002, she hooked up with the drummer for The Strokes.  They stuck together for five years. Then she dated another actor; they split up in 2008, got together again in 2009, but split for good in

Drew Barrymore (kinda coy)
2010.  Then she moved on to a guy who is the son of a former-Chanel CEO.  More interesting (and just a bit on the titillating side because I have a very fertile imagination) are reports that Drew might be bisexual (and boy, can I come up with some mental pairings there). 

She stated, in 2004, “A woman and a woman together are beautiful, just as a man and a woman together are beautiful.  Being with a woman is like exploring your own body, but through someone else.  When I was younger I used to go with lots of women.  Totally.  I love it.”

In 2007, some former magazine-editor turned radio talking-head crawled out of the woodwork and claimed she had a romance with Drew back in the 1990s.  I don’t know if any of the bisexual talk is true, or how much of it might be a pose (part of Drew’s general rebellion).  But if in the 1990s she was into chicks, that’s okay with me – it seems as if it would be something she would do.  I still love her regardless. 

Box Office Draw, Drew
Drew Barrymore is a major player in the entertainment industry.  The numbers bear this out.  Her films have generated over $2 billion (that’s “billion” with a “b”) worldwide.  She is in the top ten of the most highly paid actresses today.  She holds the honor of being the youngest host of Saturday Night Live (at age 7 in 1982), and the woman who has hosted the show the most times (she did her sixth show in October 2009).  Drew got the spot of Cover Girl model and spokeswoman in 2007, and although I hate commercials, I’ll watch Drew Barrymore in anything, even a cosmetics
Drew Barrymore & the new guy (wedding June 2, 2012)

Beyond being an Epicurean sex-goddess and great actress, Drew is also quite the philanthropist.  In May 2007, she was named Ambassador Against Hunger for the United Nations World Food  Programme.  She later donated $1 million to the program.  So, she is capable of caring about something other than the typical Hollywood crud (and she didn’t bother to adopt a foreign kid for the publicity, either). 

And, as part of her ongoing effort to destroy the hopes and dreams of any he-man (such as myself) of ever having her, she went and got married (for the third time!) on June 2, 2012.  The wedding was held at her $5+million home in Californy.  The groom is some guy no one's ever heard of named Will Kopleman.  He's a coupla years younger than Drew, he's losing his hair, he looks like a younger Prince Charles, and the claim is he is an “art consultant”. 

Who cares?  He just assured himself a major meal ticket by knocking Drew up (she's preggers in her wedding pics, and she's due at the end of 2012). Disappointments abound, but I still love her anyway.

There you have it: a very complex woman who steered the twisted course from child star to adult actress, producer, director, and philanthropist. 

Drew Barrymore (pure Hollywood)
Maybe she’s bisexual, maybe not, I don’t know, and I don’t care.  All I know is she rocks my world; that’s why I am madly in love with Drew Barrymore.

Author’s note: Drew’s appeal for me strikes close to home.  My second (ex) wife looks very much like Drew Barrymore, and that played a (subconscious) part in my interest in her.  That, and the fact she is 12 years my junior (incidentally, she is only 3 weeks older than Drew) and has a mighty pair of double-Ds.  OK, it was really the age-difference and the double-barreled bazooms that got me, but the fact she looks like Drew Barrymore sure didn’t hurt (maybe I should give her a call . . .)


Drew's finest dramatic hour . . .

Grey Gardens
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My personal favorite of all Drew's movies

(because I have a weakness for crazy chicks)

Mad Love
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Trucker Man
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Jul 12, 2011 12:01pm
What a fun article, and the pictures are fantastic! Maybe you should give your (second) ex-wife a call (or send a copy of this article to her). By the way, who did your first ex-wife look like?
Jul 13, 2011 12:14am
My first ex-wife most closely resembles Exene Cervenka of the ultra-cool LA punk band, X. (#2 doesn't need the additional ego stroke, so, no I won't be sending her this article, she knows she's cute). Thanks for reading.
Dec 9, 2011 12:27pm
Haha! Love the above comments. I also have a soft spot for Drew, a true free spirit with talent and a beautiful way of looking at life. As always, I am impressed with the facts you have dug up on her--I didn't know she had a breast reduction, or that she may dabble in bi-sexuality. Kudos to her on both accounts.

Wow, you sure can pick em! ; )
Dec 9, 2011 12:50pm
I really am nuts about her (I'll never write about any chick I can't imagine getting "next" to). Thanks for checking out Drew.
Dec 9, 2011 9:28pm
I love her to maybe not as much as you do I am sure.
Dec 25, 2011 10:43pm
Well, I certainly hope you don't love her the way I do, but it's stil kewl that you love her nonetheless -- thanks for reading.
Dec 25, 2011 10:46pm
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Jun 6, 2012 8:37pm
Great Article, I like Drew, I think theres something curious about her, and even with all the fame has seemed to remain grounded. I have never gone into the effort of researching about her, so some of the things you wrote about were wow! She's went through alot as a child, glad to see that she rose from that and became such a great actress. I am yet to see a movie that i haven't like her in, she always plays her parts so well. Great pictures to by the way!
Jun 6, 2012 10:34pm
I've liked her when she's been at her quirkiest (like in that screwy "Never Been Kissed") I hate that she got married again, though -- just when I was gonna ask her!!

Thanks for reading.
Apr 11, 2014 7:51am
Really fun article Vic, I knew of her troubled childhood and only of some alcoholism - but I never knew she got "into" more dangerous drugs. Thank God she's steered clear of all that since - many stars relapse.

I've always admired Drew for her playfulness and how cute and sweet she seems to be. It was hilarious that she flashed Dave Letterman (I saw that episode). And I too, could never understand her marriage to Tom Green.(I'm Canadian and I usually love Canadian comedians - but he's one I've never cared for - ever). So glad he's outta her life.

No idea who this new guy is either - but she deserves to be happy. Hope this guy is deserving of her.

Thank you for such an informative article. Thumbs, G+'d, pinned, etc.
Apr 11, 2014 12:18pm
It was great to see her over time overcome so much crap and persevere and succeed. I think she is a great talent, and I like her a lot. Thanks for reading.
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